Video Reviews by The Jerk

WWE Wrestlers Royal Rumble Video 2008

videosreviews — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 16:25:01 +0000

Google Earth Video

videosreviews — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 08:01:00 +0000

Got Google Earth?

Check out a video on how to create the effect of a Google Earth satellite spying on you or your friends and family.

DIY How to hack a heads up display (HUD) or video headset

videosreviews — Sat, 22 Dec 2007 02:02:00 +0000

This is a video on Metacafe for instructions on how to convert a SpyGear video headset (used for their RC camera car set) to use with other gadgets, like PSPs, Ipods, Computers, R/C Planes, boats, cars, and robots.

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/989717/how_to_make_a_cheap_sexy_diy_video_headset_or_hud_heads_up/

Jesus Christ!

videosreviews — Sat, 24 Nov 2007 08:52:00 +0000

I came across a really funny video about helping the internet stay free.
All I can say in regards to this is that I laughed at the people in this video, not because they made a funny video, but because they are sad human specimens. I mean, they couldn’t even say the word ‘internet’ in unison.

It was as if someone was walking through a bus terminal at 2 am and rounded up all of the people sleeping on benches with newspapers for blankets, and rolled up, shit-streaked underpants for pillows, and forced them to make random videos about things that really don’t need to be saved.

The next video in this lineup is “Save the Rat!” In fact, look for it (the rat), it’s bound to be the most attractive creature in the video.

God, Children Are SOOO Precious!

videosreviews — Sat, 24 Nov 2007 08:02:00 +0000

“I believe the children are our future, treat them well, then let them score me some coke.” –W. Houston
I love little kids. I have two of my own–one to keep, the other for spare parts (kind of like the guys who work on old Mustangs or Camaros, and buy an extra to salvage).

I hate Disney– No I Don’t, But Why Does Disney HATE Mothers?

videosreviews — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 15:42:00 +0000

So, I’m sitting here, trying to get pissed about something to write about and in comes this thought: “Why does every (and I mean EVERY) Disney movie have at least one main character whose mother is dead or missing entirely from the picture? So, since everyone is going to berate me for being so meladramatic and inaccurate, I’ve developed a little chart to explain why Disney hates mothers.

It’s called the Disney Hates Mothers Chart (extra points if we get to see the mother die):
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I am a lazy coward

videosreviews — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 15:23:00 +0000

I was looking at the Yahoo “news” browser on their homepage, and came across how President General Pervez “the Pervert” Musharraf will leave the military and be sworn in as the five-year term president of Pakistan, and it got me into one of my many cynical moods.

I am an American, and as such, choose to bury my head in the sand to what’s going on in other places–not out of lack of interest–I mean, the future of Pakistan and its rivalry with neighboring India is nothing short of apocalyptic, but I am just as easily swayed by other Yahoo “news items” such as the levels of tryptofan in our Thanksgiving dinner. Why, then, do I not keep up with world news and rise up to help others in dire need (namely, the cyclone victims in Bangladesh)?

Because I am lazy and a coward.

Tonight on Crapccess Hollywood

videosreviews — Sun, 18 Nov 2007 08:19:00 +0000

I am thoroughly amazed at the not-quite-primetime “entertainment” news programs and their stubbornness in keeping the same old celebrities in the “news” all the time. I swear, if I didn’t know what Paris isn’t doing, who Britney forogot to buckle in, or what nationality the newest baby Angelina adopted this week is, I don’t know what I would do.

I Need a New Toyota or Honda

videosreviews — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 03:21:00 +0000

Okay, so I may be awesome, but Ican’t fly. And, to make matters worse and more humiliating, I need to get around in an economical car–so I choose the best brands for the buck–Toyota and Honda. So, to find a Toyota dealer in Los Angeles, I visited the Toyota Buyer’s Guide.
Needless to say, there are tons of Toyota dealerships in California, from San Jose to San Diego, but I found a couple near my third house.

Now, if only I didn’t own three homes and snort coke off of call girls’ behinds, I could afford a new ‘Benz.

This site kinda cracks me up

videosreviews — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 14:57:00 +0000

Okay, okay, the photo from the previous post (about digital photography) was stolen (satirically, lawyers!) from this other site I visited recently. It’s called Panhandlers Unite! It’s basically one of those funny sites, like The Onion. It is supposed to be as if a bunch of panhandlers (which I hate) got together and made a site, just for them. It had stuff like “top money earning cardboard signs” and other goofy stuff.

I love anything that pokes fun at stuff I loath.